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Lemme tell you my embarrassing story from today.
So I went to the health center at my uni to get a morning after pill in case I need it, right?
Well when I got to the appointment window this lady told me to fill out this form and it was like, asking when my last period was, when I last had sex etc. as if I was in immediate danger of pregnancy
and I thought I had to do this and I couldn’t get it unless I was in actual danger of pregnancy, so I filled it out and lied and put like May 12th as the last day I had sex
and she looks at the paper and goes “May 12th was a long time ago”
and I was like “…Okay well I am actually not in danger of pregnancy, I just wanted the morning after pill in case I need it…”
and apparently that was totally fine and I was like “I’M SORRY I LIED I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER OF PREGNANCY CUZ YOU GAVE ME THIS FORM ALKGADJKHSK” (I didn’t actually say this I said “OH I’m sorry, doctors make me nervous” and she was like “me too”)
but she was really nice about it and now I have this pill in case I need it and yeah.
Her name was Stella. Eheheh.
LESSON: Don’t lie. The one time I lie and I end up embarrassing myself and looking like an ass.